Prison Break

This was so funny it would have been a crime (get it?) not to share.

Weather Watching

In a 24 hour period of time we went from -18 degrees to 31 degrees. It doesn't really register I think until you realize that it was a 49 degree swing and if we had another 49 degree swing the temperature would go from 31 degrees to 80 degrees.


So think about the difference between 80 degrees and 31 degrees and then subtract that from 31 degrees to see how stupidly cold it was here. And this was before wind chill.

People were walking around with no coats, just sweatshirts since it felt so balmy....at least for a little while.

Question and Answer

Question:

How did people live before the internet?

Answer:

It was a sad, dark, horrible time





Lyrics:
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no! (Yo yo yo)

Oh no you didn't!
Sucka tried to play me, but you never payed me, never!
Oh no you didn't!
Payback is a coming, you will be running, forever!
Oh no you didn't!
Until I get my vengeance, I will never end this mayhem!
Oh no you didn't!
I'm a mercenary, you ain't got a prayer, you owe me!
Oh no you didn't!

(Chorus)
Oh no you didn't! (4x)
Didn't you, Oh no!
You didn't pay me what you owe me...
So now it's over for you!

(Yo yo, check it out)
Oh no you didn't!
First you tried to trap me, then you bust a cap in my ass!
Oh no you didn't!
Such humiliation will bring annihilation, at last!
Oh no you didn't!
It will be delicious, when I get vicious, tomorrow!
Oh no you didn't!
There's no second chances, you will do the dance of sorrow!
Oh no you didn't!

(Chorus)

(Alright, come on)
Oh no you didn't!
Better watch your back boy, keep running
This ain't just a game, I'll never stop coming
I got my arsenal
I put out the call
And when I finish ya'll
You'll be a ragdoll

Fool tried to diss me, now you're gonna wish you were dead!
Oh no you didn't!
After I deliver, your blood will be a river of red!
Oh no you didn't!
Better be aware, when no one's there to defend you!
Oh no you didn't!
So many ways to kill, it's gonna be a thrill to end you!
Oh no you didn't!

(Chorus)

Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no!
Oh no you...(explosion)

Time & Temperature

The time is 8:30.

The temperature is -16 before windchill.

Have a nice day.