Trying to Stay Humble

So I saw the doctor today for a check-up. He wanted to see how well I was healing from the surgery.

So I got to drop my pants and kneel on the table that rose into the air so the "spreader" could do her job and allow the doctor to see my rectum well. The use of the nearby butt light was put to good use as well.

"Hmm, very nice, looking good," the doctor says while staring at my exposed sphincter.

I felt a burst of pride, I had a good looking sphincter! Very tough to stay humble after a compliment like that one I can assure you!

Assure....maybe not the best word choice there....