The Speech!

Tonight is the big night! I will be MCing the Christmas party where I work. I have to attempt to be funny, but not too over the top. But as all of you know who read this, over the top is what I do!

So it will be interesting to see how I do. I have prepared some stuff that I think is pretty doggone funny without being offensive to any weak-livered people that might be there.

The opening speech in its entirety will be posted here after the party for all to read and laugh, cry, and commiserate with all of us......or something like that.

Fritz